Sean has proclaimed me a yuppie because I drink Stella Artois, chardonnay and I eat at Panerabread. According to his prudent judgment, Obama voters constitute yuppies. According to Patrick and my lifestyle, we’re set to be Obama supporters although peppered with a little McCaine. It’s funny because we both support McCain although I do have a soft spot for Obama.. Umm we both hate Clinton. So I took the liberty to do a little survey on myself and Patrick, sentences denoted with N at the end refer to my preferences. P would be Patrick and N+P would be us both:
You might be an Obama Supporter if…
Your exercise regimen involves trail running.
You like burgers made from grass-fed local beef. (N)
You use Sugar in the Raw as a sweetener. (P)
Your favorite supermarket cookie is a soft chocolate chip. (P)
Your fast food restaurant of choice is Panera Bread. (P+N)
You drink Starbucks on a regular basis (P+N)
You shop at your local farmers’ market. (N)
Your shopping cart includes the following products:
- Bear Naked Granola
- Lara Bar energy bars
- Olive Oil (P)
- IZZE Sparkling Juice drinks (P) *
- Wolfgang Puck All Natural frozen pizza
- Kettle Chips ( P+N)
* Patrick refuses to boil water from the tap so we buy mineral water from the supermarket haha
You might be a McCain supporter if..
Your exercise regimen involves fishing.
You like corn-fed beef burgers.
You use Splenda as a sweetener. (N)
Your favorite supermarket cookie is a crunchy chocolate chip. (P)
Your fast food restaurant of choice is Hardee’s.
You shop at Safeway. (P+N)
Your shopping cart includes the following products:
- Fiber One cereal (P)
- PowerBar energy bars
- Margarine
- SoBe Energy drinks
- DiGiorno’s Stuffed Crust pizza
- Sun Chips
The Results:
Obama
N : 2
P: 3
N+P: 3
McCain
N: 1
P: 2
N+P: 1
So technically, Patrick should be an Obama supporter instead of the McCain voter that he actually is. As for me, well I did profess my keenness towards Obama.
Do your tastes indicate who you will vote for?